Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill, went up the hill,

to fetch some grapes and champagne.

They then got buzzed, and ate some TV's,

and then came home with stomach aches.

Their mom and dad, names Derrick and Sherise,

were both very angry.

They sent them to their rooms,

told them to play on their Wii's

and play the Mii Shop Channel for five hours.

They went crazy,

ate their remotes,

flew through their windows,

their parents had heart attacks,

they ate the clouds,

and the whole universe exploded after they ate a black hole.

THE END!!!!