Oh no

OH NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU SPILLED THE FLIPPING MILK!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS????!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? THE MILK WAS SO FREAKING DAMN GOOD UNTIL YOU HAD TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HOLY MILK OF MILKILICOUS MILK, CREATED AND CONTROLLED MY THE ONE AND ONLY ULTIMATE EPIC AMAZING AWESOME COOL COW GOD, KNOWN AS MARY, AND NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!!!!!! That will be 1 dollar, please! Thank you, come again!